What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:11
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do people really have sex with animals?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?
No way
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
So they tried
share office space ...
Still no good
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)